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The Corporate Hoore Rationalisation Engine™
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Are your staff laughing at your ideas?
Do you sometimes doubt your ideas as well?
Then you need Corporate Hoore's Rationalisation Services.
Our talented consultants can rationalise the worst of your ideas into
the perception of insightful, exceptional thinking (at least we think so.)
The secret is our patented Rationalisation Engine.™
Consisting of a set of idea evaluation templates, interview guides and two dice,
the engine offers:
- Possibility that you'll think your idea is terriffic,
- Probability that your staff will think your idea is terriffic,
- Certainty of an income stream for Corporate Hoore
"Why kill a bad idea when you can rationalise it?"
says Brian Forgarty, Chief Rationalisation Officer at Corporate Hoore
"It took all that time to think it up, so it should be implemented!"
"Of course, there are always some staff who don't
buy in to the new, improved perception of the idea.
To those staff we simply offer the Corporate Hoore
rationalisation choice model:
- Rationalise ideas, or
- Rationalise staff
"They usually see the brilliance of the idea after that," concluded Forgarty.
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