Corporate Hoore

Mediocrity Management

Finally, a management methodology applicable to your team.

Photo: Peter Mitts

Peter Mitts: Mediocre Manager

The average team is average. So attempting to manage your people as if they are high performance teams is like trying to fly an F-18 fighter aircraft when you only have a Mini-Minor: it doesn't work.

One solution is Corporate Hoore's new Mediocrity Management™ methodology.

This methodology recognises that:

  • your team is, on average, average
  • you are, on average, average
  • your peers, boss and organisation are, on average, average

"I've been struggling with this for years," says Peter Mitts, Consumer Research Manager for Allied Investments, "I've been actioning, brainstorming, coaching, effusing, facilitating, goal-setting and all the rest of that high performance team stuff, not realising that all I needed to do was micromanage my staff!"

Since treating his team as truly mediocre, Peter's productivity is up 8% and costs are down 12%.

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Please leave us a Hooremoan:

Date   Name   Hooremoan
9 Apr peter mitts i object to my name and likeness being placed on this site
17 Apr <average joe> <b>errrp</b>
10 Oct Peter Mitts Hey you're not Peter Mitts, I'm Peter Mitts!
10 Dec Peter Mitts I'm Peter Mitts and so's my wife!!
28 Jan Winter Man I wear peter mitts when it is cold
27 Oct Mrs Mitts I knew he was going out too late at night in the winter! I'll pay double what you pay to wear him.
2 Feb HA HA Have to say I like the humour!!
18 Mar Makit Happen My hole Corporation is based on this system. Witchhunt Corp??
28 Jul the real peter mitts Spartacus would be proud
6 May Peter Mitts I beg to differ; my average team does not measure up to average in any way.
5 Jun Ex-PFC Wintergreen the military has been onto this type of management for some time... and more then likely has a tax on it
13 Sep andrew goodman finally a consulting firm with no pretensions just honest down to earth real advice which peole will recognise as insightful and different .worth paying a minimum of £2500 per diem for !!
6 Dec P.M. John Howard. We've taken the Hoore approach (I mean, if mediocrity can take government to new lows, the valley's wide open!) and soon you won't have to worry about where your children are while you're working the 10pm to 10am shift at Wal-Mart (I mean Woolies, whatever) - they'll all be down the mines! And should a Charles Dickens type try and do an expose, we have new sedition laws to put a lid on that. Thankyou C Hoore - without you we'd be nothing.
8 Mar "just call me Morree" Please, send me more information. I need to send it to a bloke I met on TV the other night.
8 Mar John Debenham Dont bother - I already read it
4 Jun Piter Metts I would, for the record, state that I am in NO WAY Peter Mitts. Nor his, as of yet, unborn son. Not even his cat, odd though as that may sound.
16 Mar Mark Simkin Hey, that looks like me!
29 Apr Peter Mitts' secretary Now things finally start to make sense to me! Thank you so much!
 
5 Feb